To celebrate two months of How To Write Badly Well (you take your milestones where you can get them in this game), I’m throwing the doors open, Willy Wonka style. The brief is simple: write up to 300 words as badly well as you can and email them to email@example.com. I’ll post the best badly-well-written entry on the blog and send the author a copy of Who Writes This Crap? by Luke Wright and myself.
That is all. Good day.